i should not be laughing this hard
having friends that hate the same ship as you
realest shit ever.
yOU ARE 300% MY fUCKIGNGH BEST FREAONDGDD
i am the biggest dick lover of them all
not so fast
I cannot stress this enough, it’s the only requirement to be my friend.
This took a pleasant turn
are you saying atheists have a weird belief type thing for spaghetti with eyeballs?
WHAT DOES THAT PICTURE EVEN MEAN IM REALLY CONCERNED AND CONFUSED
It’s the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the deity of Pastafarianism.
she literally embodies the idea of determination and fierceness
when ur in a bad mood but dont want to worry your friends
im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words
does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it
I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD
i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a babe
he was shy
he hated edison
Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.
Are you serious the death ray was the best part